Ice Planet Barbarians Series InPlanet Barbarians series In I The Radiant Child felt that Barbarian really was a kind of parody of those books which is prettyunny The Best American Crime Writing for its own reasons I meanor starters IPB is often referred to as Planet Blueballs amongst its readers She s the Saku Destroyer of Dinosaurs and Slayer of Monsters So anyways if you re looking The Internet of Us: Knowing More and Understanding Less in the Age of Big Data for something serious Where you ll suspend all disbelief She opens her massive jaws and lets out a sueaking roar that has my heart pumping like acking jackhammer on steroids I swallow as I look around or a weapon A rock A stick AnythingIf I m going to die I m going to die ightingBecause that s how we do stuff on planet earthThere s nothing but dirt and rocks that I could possibly lift up around me so I stuff my hands in my pockets hoping Tempting Eden for a miracle Maybe a rocket launcherThe key to my tiny apartmentIt s all I have I must have left my rocket launcher in my other shortsI slide the key between myingers and hold up my ists hoping that maybe the T Rex will die of laughter For the love of Jebus don t look hereBut if you want
Some Super Silly Rollsuper silly roll eyes sometimes laugh out loud alien smut with a wise cracking heroine and a protective massively built hot blue Tarzan like dude with special alien giftsskills in the sack and who is often referred to as a smurf of some kind by the heroine as well as dinosaurs an irritating but sometimes helpful talking robot and massive rocks alling Talking to Dragons from the sky I walk back into the village like a goddamn warrior princessWait until Turic gets a load of this He s going to shit his animal skin loincloth Then this myriends is the book Three Times the Love for youIf you re in any way curious about the crazysauce check out my updates to see whether this particular episode of the blue and the batty might workor you OhMyGodHilarious doesn t even begin to cover how The Drowning Man funny this book wasTotalluff but it s the best piece of The Bride of Willow Creek fluff I have ever read Not even kiddingAn entire separate staror the GREAT INVESTMENT, THE funnyI wanted to share why I was rolling on theloor laughing with my sister and bef. E been their lunch if it wasn't or Turic my blue alien saviorHe's no Sven but he has other ways to please meAnd this muscular alien with the heavenly tongue is making this harsh alien planet eel like home . ,
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with an immediately Mine mentality and yeah I completely blissed outThanks to my Goodreads riend Erika or recommending this book to me I ll be digging urther into this crazy new world that s or sureRead via Kindle UnlimitedDual POVSafe view spoilerno owom drama h is not "a virgin hide spoiler so i accidentally managed "virgin hide spoiler So I accidentally managed start rereading this after downloading on kindle unlimited again and as I gave it a second go through and appreciated this so much this second time around so I am upping my rating slightlyWith a three year gap between maybe I m just attuned to embracing all that is weird and wonderful and this certainly has that in absolute spades no contestSo brief recap Avery and her riend are kidnapped The Glass Ocean from a movie theatre or cinema if your British like me by aliens and not liking their currentate manage to hijack the spacecraft and with the assistance of an onboard robot Tom land it on the planet ZandiporHere they get c 3 12 stars Now I know how Smurfette must have elt being the only emale in a village ull of horny blue males So much of this tale is just ridiculousMind you that s totally intentional and hey it s hilarious at points too I have a eeling that Turic would be a The Leadership Gap: What Gets Between You and Your Greatness famous porn star if he ever decided to move to earth I guess it s all about whether you re willing and able to go along with this particular brand of silly and smutty and Ms Fox eventually brought me over to her version of the blue side Turic drank of her sweet nectar all of last night and this morningAll eyes are on me wondering what my culip looks like I tap Turic on the back Can we not talk about my culip inront of the whole village pleaseBut he just goes on And my cheeks get redder I ve actually been to the blue side before with. An alien planetAnd that's exactly where I amThe The Leadership Gap flowers are as big as cars the bugs as big as dogs and there's no Holiday Inn in sightOh and did Iorget to mentionthere are reaking dinosaurs hereI would hav. Thanks to Umaiya or telling me that this book is Serenity Role Playing Game funny I loveunny and sarcastic characters and books and this one delivered big time I knew the author was one of my girls when I read her little note before the book began To James CameronHit me up if you want to make this into a movieThere is one conditionI get to play Avery and I want Chris Hemsworth to play TuricI m ready to start Save the Cupcake! filming the love scenes whenever you are Yeah I like herOkay so if you were ever aan of Ruby Dixon s books Ice Planet Barbarians you need this in your life So Tressed to Kill (Southern Beauty Shop, freakingunny and smutty It s smutlariousAvery gets abducted by aliens and ends up on a planet with dinosaurs and blue hunks Luckily they need women which we know Tressed to Kill fromiction is a very big problem in other galaxies women shortages She hooks up with Turic the mighty Turic talks about himself in the third person something that I would normally ind very douchey but somehow he makes it adorableAnd you re adorable too Elmo You can get away with third person talking tooSheesh he s such a sensitive bitchTuric takes Avery back toMANCAVEMAN WITH AN IMMEDIATELY MINE MENTALITY AND YEAH I
His Camp Of Horny Smurfcamp of horny smurf and things get ugly pretty ast Apparently in this village Papa Smurf is a giant asshole and wants to kill Avery Now I don t want to spoil but shockingly his murderous plans may not succeed Maybe Like I said I don t want to spoil You will just have to read it yourself to The Dancer Who Flew: A Memoir of Rudolf Nureyev find out if our heroine dies at the hands of Asshole Papa SmurfSee Total doucheTuric is sweet cute and has no inhibitions at all He has a tendency to over share He has no idea what TMI means Once they get to the village he turns into this guyAvery is super normalunny and sarcastic She kept me laughing the whole time This book was hilarious And very dirty Don t expect amazing literature just expect to be entertained I m totally reading everything else I can ind by this author now She gets me Oh man This book was awesome Well if you like blue alien heroes that is And while I might ve thought they weren t really my thingthey absolutely are There we. I went camping onceTwo hours later I was checked into a Holiday Inn lying on a table and getting massaged by a muscular Swedish man named SvenIf I can't survive on a campground how can I survive by myself on.