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"Don T Actually Smoke They "t actually smoke They my crutch when I want to extricate myself from uncomfortable social situations It happens a lot I ve learned to release the smoke slowly so people Buying Power: A History of Consumer Activism in America don t notice I m not inhalingThe arena is packed Luckily we have great seats and Sidney knows everyone so getting to the first row isn t a problem I settle in appreciating the ample legroom and unobstructed view of center ice Sidney orders a round of beers as the Hawks take the ice Half the crowd explodes into cheersespite it being an away gameI m mesmerized by the way these guys glide over the perilously slick surface with such ease I m petrified of skating much like some people are afraid of snakes and spiders Wearing blades on my feet screams of anger I struggled mastering Downward
Facing Dog I Don T Need To Dog I on t need to open an artery in an attempt to expand my sports repertoireSidney stands and pumps his fist in the air as Buck skates onto the ice Buck is mammoth like a yeti A huge perverted hairy whore of a yeti According to the sportscasters Buck s an excellent hockey player I Geographies of Learning: Theory and Practice, Activism and Performance d agree based on his yearly salary alone No one gets that much money for sucking not even extremely skilled prostitutesBehind me a gaggle of girls whose skirts couldouble as headbands giggle obnoxiously about some guy named Alex Waters The name is vaguely familiar They mention a hat trick He must be an awesome player to pull off one of thoseTheir BWWM (Interracial African American Billionaire Baby Romance Marriage Urban) 50 (Interracial African American Billionaire Baby Romance Marriage Urban) 50: Billionaires Secret Baby 5 (Interracial African American Romance Urban Baby Romance Short Stories) discussion takes an interesting turn when one girl brings up the size of individual team members junk I assume they get their stats from personal experienceAt therop of the puck penis conversations cease 4 stars I haven t laughed this much while listening to an audio book in a while Granted a lot of the humor was immature and a little on the raunchy side but still very funny If you love sports romances and you love to laugh THIS is a book you need to readViolet Hall meets Alex Waters while going to a hockey game to see her step brother Buck play She s not looking for anyone but Alex finds her Alex is the crazy good looking playboy with a reputation and team captain Violet knows she should steer clear of him But she can t One night though what could it hurt Spending one night with this hockey god changes everything for her Alex isn t exactly what she thought he was His reputation isn t all true He likes Violet That much is obvious I loved Alex and all his persistent and thoughtful gifts He made it clear he wanted Violet and only Violet The banter between these two was absolutely hilarious even if a little juvenile at times I couldn t help but laugh out loud There was also lots and lots of sexy timesI love hockey books They are by far my favorite kind of sports romance If you re looking for a book with lots of humor tons of steam fun characters and a heartwarming story pick this one up The audio book was very entertaining I m so glad you fought for me You re the best chance I ve taken 12 Pucked book 1 of 5 Steamy one night stand with ice hockey manwhore turns sexy funny romance slight obsession with monster cock I can t wait to have my mouth on you again I m gonna eat you like I m on Unequal Profession death row and you re my last goddamned meal Books in the Pucked series should be read in orderBook 1 Pucked Alex VioletBook 11 A Pucked Holiday EveryoneBook 2 Pucked Up Buck SunnyBook 3 Pucked Over Randy LilyBook 4 Forever Pucked Alex VioletBook 41 AREA 51 EveryoneBook 45 Pucked Under EveryoneBook 5 UntitledPucked book 1 opens up to Canadian ice hockey pro and team captain Alex Waters and recent College grad and junior accountant Violet Hall embarking on a one night stand and goes on to follow them in the aftermath of their reckless and blissful nightAlex who has a manwhore reputation to guard finds himself addicted to Violet s boobs While Violet set on not falling for a playerevelops a fascination on the brink of obsession with Alex s Ormus Modern Day Alchemy dick which she lovingly and appropriately renames Monster cock aka MC aka Snuffleupagus It s a monster Her nose scrunches inisgust You mean it s The Archaeology of Mothering: An African-American Midwife's Tale deformed No I mean it s huge How huge Unnaturally huge Like a pornoick Exactly Assuaging their appetite for each other clouded by orgasms they are lulled into Lo pienso bien y lo digo mal dating But both are ill prepared toeal with the media attention paparazzi fans protective family friends and foesSeven words to The Illustrated Anthology of Sorcery, Magic, and Alchemy describe Alex Waters Private charming noble romantic conflictedetermined and loyal andSeven words to Love, Immortal (Alchemy, describe Violet Hall uirky witty guarded reflective vulnerable romantic and smartPucked told fromual POVs is the mixture of hot and bothered sex sweet romance hilarious situations inner Lego DC Super Heroes dialogue self reflection and growth plus of course villains lies and setbacks There will be of Alex and Violet throughout series and many side characters w Title PuckedSeries StandaloneAuthor Helena HuntingReleaseate May 3rd 2015Cliffhanger NoHEAview spoilerYes hide spoiler I read this hilarious book in 2015 That was the same year Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner at the Miss Universe pageant That oesn t have anything to o with this book but I watched that moment on repeat like eighteen time. Gic with Alex is just that one night But Alex starts to call And text And email and send extravagant and uirky gifts Suddenly he's too Renaissance Emerge Series difficult to ignore and nearly impossible not to like The problem is the media portrays Alex as a total player and Violetoesn't want to be part of the gam. Pucked is a uniue Guantanamo and the Abuse of Presidential Power deliciously hot endearingly sweet laugh out loud good time romance Already reread twice Iidn t realise Canadian s sounded so Irish This is the kind of audio that I really look forward to I ve read the story know what s going to happen and I m prepared for every bump in the road to happiness I can relax sit back and enjoy the journey without stressing about background noises or my attention From a Whisper to a Shout drifting Itoesn t always happen but if there s a lot going on around me I can sometimes get Alt 10 Retrospect Prospect distracted from the storyline In Pucked I was able to follow along well get a bunch of laughs embarassingly on the trainagain and experience the connection of the main charactersThe narratorso a good job but admit to loving the female narrator a touch She is easy to listen to and jumps from a male to a female character with ease The male narrator was ok but admit to being a little istracted from the storyline by his accent I m convinced he s Irish or maybe originally born in Ireland Lots of rolling with an almost melodic flow to his narration It was all good though I m glad I got the chance to listen to Pucked and I m keen to try a few audios of this series No change in rating as I enjoyed the audio as much as the readAll the stars and planets alignedFor me a book has to cross A LOT of hurdles to be a five star read The cover must be appealing both the hero and heroine have to be at least likable preferably lovable and I have to get rawn into their world Pucked ticked all my boxes I needed a good laugh and this one Celtic Plant Magic: A Workbook for Alchemical Sex Rituals definitelyelivered My son s aged 12 and 9 kept asking me what was so funny This is NOT one I could fudge and come up with an age appropriate explanationnormally I give a slight variation of what s really going on How Reading Contemporary African American Literature do you make an age appropriate explanation of why it s so funny that her mum walks into her room as she is jilling who went up the hill with Jilla thing guys likeoingan action that ends with off herself AhhhI got nothing Pucked ended up being my own little giggle snort partyViolet lives in the pool house on her mum and stepdad s property Her mum Skye has a very bad habit of walking in whenever she feels like it This Southern African Literature: An Introduction drives Violet crazy but you can tell they have a very close relationship Violet s stepdad is a hockey scout and stepbrother a professional hockey player She s a little bit of a nerd and had a nasty end to a relationship with a hockey player Both of those things and the fact that Buck the stepbrother is a manwhore makes Violet weary of hockey players Then she meets Alex andecides she might make a one time exception for himAlex is the captain of the professional hockey team Buck plays for He has a reputation that he refuses to agree or Happy Alchemy: On the 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Pucked is perfect I was thoroughly satisfied FIVE STARS He s such an enigma I want these glimpses of sweetness and his awkward fumblings to be authentic not a fa ade he wears to get women into bed with him I Gem is Mine but Heart is Yours don t know why I waited so long to read this series and what possessed me to read the books out of seuential order Even though you really can read each book as a standalone except for Forever Pucked because every installment is about aifferent couple but all of the characters show up in each subseuent story I have loved every book that I have read so far I would even American Africans in Ghana Black Expatriates and the Civil Rights Era The John Hope Franklin Series in African American History and Culture dare to say that this is my top fave sports romance seriesI thought that Randy Ballistic was something else until I got a goodose of Alex Waters and his SUPER MC I am completely and utterly head over heels in love with him and I m even crushing on Violet I haven t met a likable heroine in uite a while Her inappropriate ramblings and klutziness made her so endearing I laughed uite a bit while reading this and have learned a couple of terms that I won t soon forget ie Jilling and Area 51 You ll have to read this book to find out what they refer toAlex Waters is the Captain of the Chicago Hawks NHL team Violet Hall is the stepsister of Buck Butterson who is a rookie player on the team The two meet at one of the Hawks away games when Alex slams into the plexiglass barrier that Violet s seated behind Once their eyes lock on to each other they each feel a white hot attraction Later after the game they run
Into Each Other At each other at celebratory party One thing leads to another and Violet ends up in Alex s hotel room She isn t the type of girl to have a meaningless one night stand with a hockey player but she can t seem to say no to Alex Alex is also very smitten with Violet and he honestly tries to be a gentleman that night But once the two have a serious make out session on the couch Violet s Beaver and Alex s Monster Cock have a hard time staying away from each other The steam in this book is OFF THE CHARTS SMOKIN HOT Violet s obsession with Alex s monstrous cock is beyond hilarious She even makes it a superhero costumeAlex s notorious reputation for being a ladies man haunts him and implants serious insecurities and oubts into Violet
S Mind She Has Seenmind She has seen pics on gossip sites and her worst fear is being thought of by him as just another puck bunny or hockey hooker She ecides to protect herself by avoiding Alex but he pulls out all the stops to win over her heart and boy My Hero Academia did I ever swoonBut will a stupid choice Alex makes to secure a corporate sponsor threaten the relationship he and Violet are just starting to build The way that he feels for Violet and all the things heoes to care for her just solidified Alex as being a member of my top ten favorite book boyfriends list If you love romances with Hockey players as much as I Gotham Academy, Volume 3: Yearbook do youefinitely need to pick this one up There are some seriously swoon worthy heroes in this series that are sure to melt your panties off If you Diamond in the Dark date a hockey player raise your glassIf youon t then raise your standards4 Dibs on the PUCKING Captain STARS Alex and Violet Cause you know I love the playersAnd you love the game HOCKEY BOOK hmm sign ME UP It s official these hockey books that I ve read lately have ruined all other sports for me APART FROM BOXING I need me a hockey player STAT The plot was not what I was expecting because I idn t read the escription before The Devil’s Historians How Modern Extremists Abuse the Medieval Past diving into it I was like oh great a stepbrother romance novel NOPE This one NO If a I received an ARC via the book s publicist in exchange for an honest review Thank you I m so sorry readers pleaseon t raise your pitchforks at meThe One filterless girl one hot hockey player and a whole lot of ridiculousness Play ONEWTF MAKES VIOLENCE SO HOTVIOLETIt s 651 on Thursday morning and I m thirty seconds away from an amazing orgasm Women everywhere should take a page from the man manual Just because I The African American Odyssey Volume 2 don t sport the obvious signs meno such as morning wood oesn t mean I shouldn t take care of my personal needs before I hit the shower My ay is always better when I start with a shot from the orgasm bottleI m right there teetering on the brink of heaven Every nerve ending is on fire in the best way possible My muscles are tight fingers moving at a furious pace the vibrator God bless the Hardcore physical child abuse damn vibrator is hitting the s s s spot and everything is about to go blissfully whiteAnd that s the moment my mother s shrill voice breaks all orgasmic magicestroying my morning jill off She must have let herself in again as is typicalHere s the thing I Handbook of Agricultural Entomology don t live with my mom I moved out than four years ago into theamn pool house Technically it s on the same piece of property but it s supposed to be my private space My refuge from my crazy awesome albeit super inappropriate motherThe Dare for More door to my bedroom crashes open as I shut off the vibe and pull up the covers My vagina is raging I can t even begin to explain It s the female euivalent of blue balls Mom I slump further under the comforter How many timeso we need to have this talk You should be out of bed already I have something for you She waves her hands around in the air like the crazy inflatable balloon guy on TV It s too much this early in my THE COCAINE ADDICTION CURE (Drug Addiction, 12 Step Program, Road to Recovery, Alcohol Addiction) day I literally just woke up I need five minutes before we have a conversation okay Her arms fall to her sides her shouldersropping with her smile which would make me feel bad except she s let herself into my home and barged into my bedroom unannounced So all I have is frustration Oh sure Her Boku no Hero Academia dj - Osananajimi ga Sugoku Yakkai na Kosei ni Kakatteru dejection is blissfully short lived How about I put on a pot of coffee My mom loves to be useful and while I m annoyed Ion t want to hurt her feelings in spite of the inconvenient interruption That A Gypsy Promise d be great Any reason to get her out of my room is a good one but a fresh pot of coffee is than welcomeShe backs out and closes theoor leaving me in peace For three seconds I contemplate finishing what I started but there s no way I m going to come with my mom tooling around in my kitchen Instead I toss my vibe into the nightstand and make a stop in the bathroom to wash my handsAt twenty two I should be able to maintain some Imprisoned with the Alien Rohilian Warrior distance from my mother However she With a famous NHL player for a stepbrother Violet Hall is well acuainted with the playboy reputation of many a hockey star So of course she isn't interested in legendary team captain Alex Waters or his pretty beat up face and rock hard six pack abs But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Vi. 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"Don t be so crass This isn t about Buck s She trails off and gestures "t be so crass This isn t about Buck s She trails off and gestures the table Yes it is Buck oesn t care if I come to his games He was very upset when you couldn t make the last few Maybe if you been at this one she points at the magazine he might not have gotten himself into so much trouble Are you guilting me into coming I glare over the rim of my mug Not at all I m just throwing out hypotesticals I cough choke Do you mean hypotheticals That s what I said Correcting her is as pointless as fighting her on this Once my mom makes up her mind rationalizing an alternative is like slamming your head into a titanium wall painful and futile I need to reconsider the apartment situationI give getting out of going to the game a last itch effort I have to work this weekend No you Little Witch Academia Chronicle - Little Witch Academia Chronicle - Tanki - 2017/8/31 don t Howo you know She ignores the uestion A car will be at the house to pick us up at six I The Machine Stops don t get off until five How are we even going to make it to the game on time The flight isn t until tomorrow morning She taps theate on the ticket which I ve failed to read Oh So much for finding a way out It looks like I m going to another hockey game Yippee It ll be so much fun We can go outlet shopping Whelp I ve got to go Don t want to be late for my Pilates class She jumps up and bounces out the oor off to her next thingAfter my mom leaves I check the time I have half an hour to get ready Nabbing the magazine from the table I rush to my nightstand grab my vibe #And Hit The Bathroom #hit the bathroom it needs a wash then I flip to the milk advertisement The subject matter is a fuckhot guy who completely misses his mouth and ribbles a glass of milk Academia dos Anjos (Redenção Livro 2) down his chest Ion t know why it s so hot I mean milk isn t really a sexy rink but whateverI heft my foot onto the vanity and go to town while looking at the milk porn guy The orgasm I missed earlier takes me to the floor and the magazine lands on my face It oesn t matter I m coming and it feels goodThe jilling session takes longer than I expect so I have to Life with My Idiot Family drive faster than usual to get to work As a recent graduate from the accounting program at the University of Illinois I scored the job through my internship which Sidney set up for me Having a stepfather who scouts for the NHLoes have some perks I m a junior accountant for a PR firm specializing in wait for it sports financial management This includes investing professional hockey players fortunes I m surrounded by hockey all the time Charlene my bestie and colleague sits on the edge of my esk sipping her coffee while I frantically organize files I can
T GO OUT TONIGHT I HAVE TOO MUCH TOgo out tonight I have too much to for the Kuntz account I tell her You re bailing on me to work late on a Friday My mom s making me go to Buck s game tomorrow in Atlanta Apparently we need to band together as a family to support his inability to keep his ick in his pants Charlene makes a sympathetic face He really messed up this time idn t he Don t get me started He s such an idiot Anyway we re flying out early in the morning so I need to be prepared for Monday before I leave for the weekend Can t you work on it while you re there My mom wants to go shopping so I m not sure how much free time I ll have Plus I have a hundred pages to finish for book club on Tuesday Charlene rolls her eyes Friggin Lydia I say we blackball her out of the club You can t blackball people out of a book club Says who I was happy reading mindless smut I m buying the CliffsNotes It s not a half bad idea Although being the competitive person I am I would hate to go into the book club iscussion with only a vague understanding of the crappy book Lydia s making us read I ll suffer through it if I can come up with an intelligent argument why it s so terrible I ll probably bring the book to the game in case I can get in some reading time Oh come on Vi The Hawks are having a killer season I bet the game will be awesome Uh huh I m sure she s not wrong However I The Alien Warriors Woman (Guardian Warriors, don t have the same warm fuzzies toward the game or the players as CharleneShe s been aie hard Hawks fan her entire life She watches every game and even participates in those pools where you create your own team Like Fantasy Football except with hockey Anyway Charlene flaps her hand around That s not the point The point is you ll be hobnobbing with the players afterward right Which means you ll meet Darren Westinghouse Who Charlene curls her lip and gives me a snooty look He plays right wing for the Hawks She starts listing his stats it sounds something like blah blah blah I tune most of it out until she asks Will you take a picture of him if you get the chance First of all Char hockey players Overcoming the Archon Through Alchemy don t hobnob they hang out Second I plan to skip the after party crap I ll have to catch up on work I pat the file folders on myesk What a load of BS She looks around to make sure no one is paying attention Jimmy whose cubicle is across from mine raises an eyebrow and points to the phone at his ear so Charlene lowers her voice Come on Violet you have to go For me please Just long enough to snap a pic Then you can go be boring in your hotel room by yourself I An Introduction to Agricultural Geography d send you in my place if I could I have no problem watching hockey even though the rules evade me for the most part Some of those boys are hot but the appeal ends there Buck is a perfect example as is the one and only hockey player I everated He wasn t even an NHLer just some What Comes after Entanglement? douche in the minors I went out with last year looking for a leg up Unfortunately I turned out to be the owner of said leg Not only was he awful in bed just because those boys are builtoesn t mean they ve got the euipment to match he also humiliated me in a way I m not likely to forget anytime soon Come on Vi You can enjoy the man candy if nothing else Yeah because skanky guys are such a turn on Darren s not a skank I appease her rather than argue I ll see about the photobomb No guarantees Mostly the after parties are a food free for all for the players complemented by hordes of bunnies looking to be Algorithmics for Hard Problems: Introduction to Combinatorial Optimization, Randomization, Approximation, and Heuristics dessertShe sueals and claps her hands You re the best I hold up my hands No promises but I ll try Charlene convinces me to break for lunch and we gorge at the all you can eat Thai buffet nearby Fortunately the amount of fo. Olet's misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players he becomes much than just a hot body with the face to match Suffering from a complete lapse in judgment Violetiscovers just how good Alex is with the hockey stick in his pantsViolet believes her night of orgasmic ma.