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Y all know I ve been shouting from the rooftops mountains sht even my soap box about CM Stunich and this book is another reason whyRight from the dedication to those of you who were brave enough to pick up a book with handcuffs on the front cover I heart the fck out of youto the chapter titles Six Days until Yeah I m married so suck it dayand the internal dialogue between Rational Andi Horny Andi Rational Andi started to speak but I silenced her with threats to not only read the Twilight Saga but also to watch it She went silent I couldn Saga but also to watch it She went silent I couldn stop laughing I think I even weeed a little This book was made with the awesomesauce Andi has a Secret Stalker Admirer who left a photo of his cck for her and sent her on a scavenger hunt for clues to his identity I mean what s not to love about the kind of woo ing LOL Then we had her friend Gen who was a really reat listener Bahahahahahaha And the public display of affection from uinn I left with the world s bluest balls Or ovaries How does that work Aw fck it You know what I meantSeriously this book is outrageously hilarious and fun It s a short sexy countdown to valentines day from the eyes of a virgin all be short sexy countdown to valentines day from the eyes of a virgin all be an absolute hornbag virgin Would she still be classed as one after RandyI can not tell you the stitches I Show Me How: Quilting: Quilting Storybook How-to-Quilt Instructions got from laughing whether it be from the handcuffs Chapter 2 OMG I would have died to the internal bickering as well as uinn and Preston It was justold Exactly what I needed A palate cleanserI wanted to ask about that but had no clue how to o about broaching the subject especially when Preston was suished into the corner of the elevator hugging of all things a copy of Gone With the Wind Definitely a moment Ear fckers do not read period romance novels So it seems that in some ways by which I mean profanity Stunich writes like I talk Yep I have a dirty mouth I d toss in a Sorry Mom here but she s already well aware And I admit to being pleased by anyone who uses Fuck in the title and has the balls not to censor it on the coverAlso a story title with the first word being Fuck fuck yeahMoving on from that the actual story is one of those fun reads complete brain candy with a simple plot sex a simple theme sex and a simple inner monologue for the main character say it with me now sex Stunich s humor is on display uite a bit of deadpan wit and smart ass uips and while some jokes fall flat on their faces there are a handful of laugh out loud passages Fuck Valentine s Day is a perfect summer read for those who want something naughty and aren t easily offended and if you re seriously offended by dirty sex scenes or jokes made at the expense of the Twilight series I have doubts that you re mature enough to read this Or why you would even pick it up in the first placeI don t think the author meant this but the book feels vaguely like a spoof of the YA classic plot ood irl bad boy ood boy lovelust triangle sexual tension See Twilight The Vincent Boys Lament Alice in Zombieland or a thousand other series She just cut out all the bullshit and ot straight to Alice in Zombieland or a thousand other series She just cut out all the bullshit and ot straight to point that sexual tension bit Good for her and Hunter Kiss good for usNow is thisoing to o down as classic or even ood lit Absolutely not This book makes no attempts at being classy The writing itself is solid but certainly not impressive and the. WARNING This book contains handcuffs hair pulling perverted Valentine's cards and all other sorts of naughty This book is NOT intended for anyone who dislikes hot sex scenes bad boys or nerds with kinky sides Read at your own riskAndi Fisher hates Valentine's Day for obvious reasons First off she. Fuck Valentines DayOgue reads like a desperate adolescent boy who relates every situation in life to having sex Her utter hatred towards Valentine s Day stems from her repressed sexuality and jealousy towards couples who are engaging in public displays of affection or just plain romantic intimacy I laughed so hard reading this It was short comedic fun and silly Really liked this book Horny Andi and Rational Andi s dialogues had me laughing till the end I still find Andi s situation a little disturbing but I Karma's A Sexy Bitch: Choose Your Own Erotic Fantasy Adventure guess humor outweighed it all Crudely sexy and stupidly funny A perverted virgin on a Valentine s day clue hunt towards her secret admirerI loved this short story about 67 pages the end has snippets of other books I ve never been a big fan of C M Stunich but if the author writes another comedy then I will definitely be reading itThis it totally my kind of book I love rude humour and a silly femaleComing up to Valentine s day Andi finds herself being chased after by the bad boy who flirts with everything finally interacting with her long time crush who is aeek with a hard large body and Mythological Beasts Turned Me Gay: Three Book Collection: (Mythology Erotica) getting Valentine s cards with clues from a secret admirerFunny moments involved her having one sided conversations with her room mate who is busy shagging on the settee all the time Handcuffing herself to her bed while sheets off over a dick pic The bad boy frenching the shit out of her Talking to her horny side and her rational side whilst drooling a lot Y all know I ve been shouting from the rooftops mountains shit even my soap box about CM Stunich and this book is another reason whyRight from the dedication to those of you who were brave enough to pick up a book with handcuffs on the front cover I heart the fck out of youto the chapter titles Six Days until Yeah I m married so suck it dayand the internal dialogue between Rational Andi Horny Andi Rational Andi started to speak but I silenced her with threats to not only read the Twilight Saga but also to watch it She went silentI couldn t stop laughing I think I even weeed a little This book was made with the awesomesauce Andi has a Secret Stalker Admirer who left a photo of his cck for her and sent her on a scavenger hunt for clues to his identity I mean what s not to love about the kind of woo ing LOL Then we had her friend Gen who was a really reat listener Bahahahahahaha And the public display of affection from uinn I left with the world s bluest balls Or ovaries How does that work Aw fck it You know what I meantSeriously this book is outrageously hilarious and fun It s a short sexy countdown to valentines day from the eyes of a virgin all be it an absolute hornbag virgin Would she still be classed as one after RandyI can not tell you the stitches I ot from laughing whether it be from the handcuffs Chapter 2 OMG I the stitches I Scouts got from laughing whether it be from the handcuffs Chapter 2 OMG I have died to the internal bickering as well as uinn and Preston It was justold Exactly what I needed A palate cleanserI wanted to ask about that but had NO CLUE HOW TO GO ABOUT BROACHING THE SUBJECT clue how to The Organ Grinders go about broaching the subject when Preston was suished into the corner of the elevator hugging of all things a copy of Gone With the Wind Definitely a moment Ear fckers do not read period romance novels 5 I need to someone to pour ice down my pants fuck that was hot starsSo I knew CM stunich can write hot steamy Uns of “Sleepless in Seattle” and binge eating on half priced holiday chocolates Andi is surprised when not one but twouys start to take in interest in her Sexy tattooed uinn and the eually hot but totally nerdy Preston Either way Andi might have Valentine's Day plans that she didn't expect.

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Manuscript itself needs to spend some time with a ood copy editor We re talking laring wince worthy typos here people Fortunately these aren t as jarring as I usually find them mainly because the writing isn t strong enough to make you not expect those Sad but trueBut if you take Fuck Valentine s Day FOR WHAT IT IS THAT BEING A STEAMY FUN what it is that being a steamy fun summer read than you should be satisfied Is it The Complete Idiot's Guide to Detoxing Your Body going to change your life or stick with you much past the time you finish and put the book down Nope It s notoing to take than an hour Or So To Read This so to read this one o but it s an hour you won t regret although perhaps not the most productive hour you ll ever have in your lifeBut who can resist handcuffs And random sexual acts performed in public And sex swings and dirty talk Okay probably a lot of people can resist those perhaps they even find them unpleasant but screw it if you ve chosen this book the warning makes it all perfectly clear You know what you re etting into and damn it you like it I did not like this one I did not like the way the author trashed did not like this one I did not like the way the author trashed twilight saga books and movies writing that she will punish herself by reading and watching them It was not an appropriate way to say something about the uality of the books and movies or for anything for that matter It wasn t a delicate way to say that I did not find it funny Also I would like someone to answer me 2 uestions 1 Why did the nerd and the bad boy switch places That was a ood example of the saying that there is always another side in every person The nerd is a Dom and he is not even doing his job well enough And 2 what about her virginity She has an 8 inch dildo she uses a lot and still claims that she is a virgin She also compares it to Preston s cock and how it feels so I will uestion further her virginityI must admit that the book was hot really hot but I found lacking in several other areas I find this book funny albeit silly and just pure erotica with no conflict in the story Arghh I don t like sharing couple This was EXACTLY the sort of read I needed short funny to the point hot It was perfect Andi is our irl in this book and what a irl she is She s 20 at college single and still a virgin Valentines Day is uickly approaching and like any irl in her situation she was absolutely dreading it One week until under appreciated singles day Andi spends the book trying to choose between uinn the hot bad ass The Second Cure guy who s had just about his fair share of every woman at college or Preston the hoteek who just so happens to be a Professor s Assistant at the college Both men have their positives but what makes the decision so hard The fact that she has a secret admirer out there who won t stop sending her notes Notes like the picture of a penis she now carries around in her bag So what must Andi do Well sample both uinn and Preston of course The whole book was freaking hilarious The inner thoughts of Andi and her rational and horny side arguing was brilliant Sometimes you don t need to take a book too seriously to enjoy it and this was just that kind of book I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was Essential Andhra Cookbook: With Hyderabadi and Telengana Specialities going to turn into Anastasia Steele and start spouting off things about my inneroddess and referring to my fucking cunt as down there Andi is a complete horn dog and her inner monol. 's single Second she's single And third well she's fucking single Like it isn't hard enough watching the lovey dovey couples on campus and listening to her roommate's wild sexcapades at night Why does there have to be a holiday to rind the salt in Andi's proverbial woundsResigned to watching rer. .

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